I'm nipping down to the shop...

[Speicher]

Can you get me a tube of 0.5mm leads for my propelling pencil, HB, and a quarter of white chocolate mice please?

I mis read that as white chocolate mince pies.

Have you tried Mr Black and Mr Green's white chocolate?

 

[Lisa21]

I think they are a bit like Zucchini.

Zucchini, marrow, courgette, all much of a muchness but all a bit

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Have you tried Mr Black and Mr Green's white chocolate?

I have, yum - although I like the caramel one best, like a dime bar for grown-ups if you know what I mean!

 

[ComedyPilot]

I could do with some loo roll, a bottle of washing up liquid, 3 cream buns and a tin of garden peas.

 

[Cubist]

I mis read that as white chocolate mince pies.

Have you tried Mr Black and Mr Green's white chocolate?

Don't try and fool us Speicher, your beak was watering at the thought of the mice now wasn't it!

I'll look out for the Mr Balck and Mr Green's white chocolate, but I expect I'll have to be sober to get any!

 

[Cubist]

Courgettes are not the nicest things tbh more like a marrow than a cucumber. To EAT, Cubist....keep up with me please and pay attention

Actually, 3BM..................forget the courgette, Arch has made me crave a quaver (see what I did there, eh? eh?)

When in a hole, it's sometimes best to stop digging. I know perfectly well what they all taste like

 

[slowmotion]

Twelve bottles of Moose Drool and three tubes of Pringles Original please. Oh yes, and some Alka Seltzer. Thanks.

 

[TVC]

Can I have next Sundays newspaper, I'll sort everything elso out myself. Thanks.

 

[Arch]

Oh! If I give you the ticket, can you pick up my dry cleaning? It's a leatherette basque, 3 pairs of bloomers and a tuxedo....

 

[accountantpete]

Cancel my breakfast order - some Space Dust for tea will be fine..

 

[ComedyPilot]

Oh! If I give you the ticket, can you pick up my dry cleaning? It's a leatherette basque, 3 pairs of bloomers and a tuxedo....

 

[ACS]

Coffee creme tower? Tell me more!!!!!

Coffee Towers based on the French ' religuese'.

A Coffee tower is a choux pastry bun filled with a coffee cream covered in a coffee icing and topped with coffee cream and a chocolate disk.

Once you have tasted one there is no going back.

 

[Arch]

Coffee Towers based on the French ' religuese'.

A Coffee tower is a choux pastry bun filled with a coffee cream covered in a coffee icing and topped with coffee cream and a chocolate disk.

Once you have tasted one there is no going back.

<dribble>

Oh my god, my life is not yet complete....

 

[WeeE]

A job with half-way proper money?