Im officially old

[Tin Pot]

I'm afraid @Drago its not about your age, but about how much time you 'devoted to yourself' when younger - those teachers were right when they said it'll make you go blind.

So you're saying at his grand old age...he finally started masturbating?

<speechless>

I think @Garry A and @Gert Lush should be ashamed of themselves!

 

[classic33]

So you're saying at his grand old age...he finally started masturbating?

<speechless>

I think @Garry A and @Gert Lush should be ashamed of themselves!

How he knows is another matter.

 

[ayceejay]

Point of order: if you masturbate too much you go blind is the word on the street and since we are only talking glasses and glasses for READING we may want to reconsider our position on how little masturbating is involved and since the title of this thread alludes to official agedness I submit - not much unaided.

 

[Markymark]

little masturbating.

Probably true in @Drago 's case

 

[Tin Pot]

Probably true in @Drago 's case

Cops are renowned for being uptight

 

[YahudaMoon]

As I'm getting there...........46?

And it's my birthday with not one card, hopefully tomorrow or whenever

 

[slowmotion]

As I'm getting there...........46?

And it's my birthday with not one card, hopefully tomorrow or whenever

Count your blessings. A couple of days after your sixtieth, you'll get an invitation (and a foil envelope) from those nice people at the NHS. They'll want a sample of your poo in a screening exercise for colon/rectal cancer. It quite took the edge off my fond memories of a raucous drunken celebration two days before. They could at least have sent a card with The Grim Reaper on the front.

 

[Tin Pot]

Count your blessings. A couple of days after your sixtieth, you'll get an invitation (and a foil envelope) from those nice people at the NHS. They'll want a sample of your poo in a screening exercise for colon/rectal cancer. It quite took the edge off my fond memories of a raucous drunken celebration two days before. They could at least have sent a card with The Grim Reaper on the front.

 

[classic33]

Count your blessings. A couple of days after your sixtieth, you'll get an invitation (and a foil envelope) from those nice people at the NHS. They'll want a sample of your poo in a screening exercise for colon/rectal cancer. It quite took the edge off my fond memories of a raucous drunken celebration two days before. They could at least have sent a card with The Grim Reaper on the front.

Happy Birthday for when it comes around.

 

[slowmotion]

Happy Birthday for when it comes around.

I just can't tell you how much that kind thought means to me.















Now just f*ck off.

 

[classic33]

I just can't tell you how much that kind thought means to me.















Now just f*ck off.

Mr Jingles had a family!

 

[slowmotion]

Mr Jingles had a family!

Strangely enough, I had a nightmare about Mr Jingles and his tribe returning to Chateau Slowmotion only a couple of days ago. They were leaping about like acrobats in the corner of the sitting room, mocking me. The NHS has not yet sent me a test for age-related paranoia. I dread the postman's knock.