I'm only speeding cos I need a poo
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Some time in the '80s, my gran was once stopped by the Police for speeding. Her explanation was that, being a woman of.... more mature years shall we say, she was on water tablets and was trying to get home before she wet herself.
I don't quite know what happened, but she got away with it
I don't quite know what happened, but she got away with it
mcshroom
Bionic Subsonic
- Location
- Egremont, Cumbria
I saw one of those yellow diamond signs in a car in Glasgow yesterday that read: -
'Dad farted and we can't get out'
DSome time in the '80s, my gran was once stopped by the Police for speeding. Her explanation was that, being a woman of.... more mature years shall we say, she was on water tablets and was trying to get home before she wet herself.
I don't quite know what happened, but she got away with it
I think Sir Alex Fergie got off a speeding ticket with a similar excuse a few years ago
biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
i need a sticker like that , you ask the other alf
.. and he was on the hard shoulder!
TonyEnjoyD
Guru
- Location
- Newcastle upon Tyne
You married to two people called Alf, or are you AND your other alf called Alf?
biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
niether i meant the mrs
Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
Your Mrs is called Alf?
mcshroom
Bionic Subsonic
- Location
- Egremont, Cumbria
Alf?
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
A guy so desperate to use the public toilets in Greenwich Park swung out onto the other side of the road and killed a cyclist about 5 years ago. He got away with it.... Royal Parks removed the ghost bike.
biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
Your Mrs is called Alf?
no cosby
TonyEnjoyD
Guru
- Location
- Newcastle upon Tyne
Nope, I think he's referring to Mr Alf and Mr Alf, question is, which one is "the other alf"?Your Mrs is called Alf?
TonyEnjoyD
Guru
- Location
- Newcastle upon Tyne
So Biggs682, lets try to clarify, there's this other Alf and you forgot to clarify which Alf?
Now your saying "no, Cosby"
So, is Cosby one of the Alfs, or is here now Alf, Alf AND Cosby?
I'm probably not he only one who's getting very confused about your personal situation here!?!
Now your saying "no, Cosby"
So, is Cosby one of the Alfs, or is here now Alf, Alf AND Cosby?
I'm probably not he only one who's getting very confused about your personal situation here!?!
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Is that a firm of solicitors? Maybe Biggs hired them when he found out his missus was actually Alf....
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