I'm rich!!!!

[Aperitif]

I think you should buy the complete works of Shakespeare and invest in some decent Opera. A lifetime of fun and happiness could be yours.
Or, you could go 'Harveys' with me...darling Richard, mwah.

 

[Aperitif]

Invest them in Majestic stocks

Rich already has majestic socks, Mrs p doesn't let him wear just black.

 

[Archie_tect]

I think Rich loves me

I'm quite sure he doesn't. However...

 

[Beebo]

Ask yourself this, What would Paul Whitehouse Do?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Get some brewdog shares!

http://www.brewdog.com/equityforpunks-buy-shares

 

[Banjo]

The only bikes I want now cost 4 times that!

Deposit on N+1 . Sorted ,next question.

 

[rich p]

Get some brewdog shares!

http://www.brewdog.com/equityforpunks-buy-shares

Tempting but I have no idea if it's an investment or a gift to the owners

 

[rich p]

Deposit on N+1 . Sorted ,next question.

Banj, I have so many bikes that at my age another one is superfluous.
I have the same theory about cycling tops and underpants.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Tempting but I have no idea if it's an investment or a gift to the owners

Its a gift rich, if you drink in one of their bars every night for the rest of your life you might get a couple of quid back.

 

[ufkacbln]

I have a very ill grandmuther who needs urgint medical treetmunt or her leg will fall off and she will never be able to participate again in the toor de France

Please rush £637 to my private bank account in Nigeria ..............

 

[Banjo]

Cycling holiday somewhere nice?

 

[postman]

Sell before it costs £637 to post them to your broker.

 

[rich p]

Cycling holiday somewhere nice?

S Wales?

 

[Banjo]

S Wales?

You could doss in our spare room for nothing. Bit nippy on the hill tops just now though

 

[rich p]

@rich p, I've also got that number of Aviva shares (really) - could we combine them and buy a tandem?

Did you get a letter from them today offering an easy-sell option, Rocky?