I'm so excited...

[vernon]

The weekend beckons. I'll be off to my favourite festival at Knockengorroch. For once overnight frost is not forecast and my national dress fits again after my weight loss. I am going to get so wasted.

The chain's slack in my sporran need to take up some slack.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I am going to get so wasted.

I strongly disagree with getting wasted have fun, you're a sight for sore eyes in that outfit

 

[vernon]

I thought you'd given up chains for belt drives.....

Enjoy the festival - very nice tartan. I'm part of the Macfarlane clan and we have some great tartans, although I don't possess a kilt........yet

It's a very appropriate tartan - Black Watch

I too am a MacFarlane descendant as in McFarlane-Lang biscuits on my mother's side. I wasn't too taken by the MacFarlane tartans apart from the hunting tartan and it's not available in low maintainance/low cost polyester. A decent 100% wool kilt is a tad too pricy to sport and festivals and other wild occasions.

 

[biggs682]

vernon you look to smartly dressed to be on this forum , go and enjoy yourself

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

vernon you look too smartly dressed to be on this forum

If he's a Real Scot, then just wait until he gets on his bike, you'll soon change your mind!

 

[Aperitif]

Vernon. Have a blast!

 

[vernon]

If he's a Real Scot, then just wait until he gets on his bike, you'll soon change your mind!

At one festival, women were offering me a pint to have a look up my kilt.

I didn't disappoint..........

 

[Francesca]

The weekend beckons. I'll be off to my favourite festival at Knockengorroch. For once overnight frost is not forecast and my national dress fits again after my weight loss. I am going to get so wasted.

The chain's slack in my sporran need to take up some slack.

Wow!! great outfit - and enjoy yourself!
oh, do men wear trollies under kilts??

 

[sunnyjim]

At one festival, women were offering me a pint to have a look up my kilt.

I didn't disappoint..........

Festival lady : "Is there anything worn under your kilt ?"

Vernon: "No - it's all in perrfect worrking orderrrrrr"

 

[Francesca]

If a woman keeps her makeup, perfume , brush etc in her handbag, then what do men keep in their Sporrans?

 

[Fnaar]

If a woman keeps her makeup, perfume , brush etc in her handbag, then what do men keep in their Sporrans?

These days, I believe it's a Phillips Ladyshave

 

[Col5632]

If a woman keeps her makeup, perfume , brush etc in her handbag, then what do men keep in their Sporrans?

Whisky

 

[vernon]

Whisky

Wray and Nephews white cane spirit. Whisky is too weak....

 

[Globalti]

Damn.... sunnyjim beat me to the "is anything worn?" joke.

What a dashing fellow - I bet you get all kinds of ladies throwing themselves at you, eh Vern?

 

[tyred]

And you just can't hide it.

Are you about to lose control?