I'm so frushtrated...

[Pro Tour Punditry]

They probably keep their socks in a draw

 

[winjim]

Somebody call the plice.

 

[Drago]

The Engerlish plice?

 

[Mandragora]

I can't agree wiv that behaviour. Isss uanasseptabull

 

[dan_bo]

You can all shove it up your chimbley. I'm gonna put the kekkul on.

 

[Mandragora]

I quite like Adele's singing. It's just I can't listen to anything she sings where the words end with an 'L'.

Skyfaww

Turning Taybuwwws

Take it Awww

and 'Set fire to the rain' is also a challenge...... Three seconds of 'I let it fawwww, my heart' and I'm reaching for the off button.

 

[Speicher]

You should of aksed the sekkitary.

 

[Racing roadkill]

You've got to aks queshtons about how these monkeys got through school doe.

 

[perplexed]

Sorry, I've been out to B&Q to buy a new angle for a kitchen cupboard. The old one felled off...

 

[Speicher]

I did not redcognise you.

 

[perplexed]

I did not redcognise you.

You would of if you could of...

 

[Saluki]

And me for advice on keeping my skelenton injury free.

Skellington, surely. Have you no respec for the hooman body?

 

[HertzvanRental]

Like!

 

[matiz]

I have nuffink to add

 

[midlife]

Did someone mention Skyfall? That was a good filum

Shaun