I'm so frushtrated...

[Drago]

I'm a Scotsman born by mistake in England, currently living in England but spent much of my life in Shetland, which has a weird dialect by even Scottish standards, and was sent to private school and had virtually all traces of accent beaten out of me. If you can find any such bastardisation in my speecth patterns I'd be most thurprised.

 

[winjim]

BBC currently reporting HMS Ball Walk has set sail for the Mediterranean

 

[perplexed]

I blame the bloody Aushralian soaps mating wiv cockerny soaps...

Deshroying propoh Inglish innit?

 

[yello]

Languages are sluts. Sleep with the lowest common denominator and create bastard offspring. I like that.