I'm so happy, my poo came out in heart shapes......

[betty swollocks]

....so announced the seven year old daughter of a friend of mine.
Just what world do young girls inhabit?
It's certainly nothing resembling reality; not even close.
There was a Snow White and a fairy walking round my local Sainsbury's yesterday.

 

[calibanzwei]

Did she swallow one of them playdoh moulds?

 

[fossyant]

And then the kids start discussing who is doing the smelliest farts - charming ! (this is what my two were discussing last week).

 

[Hover Fly]

And they won't have settled it until they are well into their 80s.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In our house that was me by a country mile!

My Grandpa even knicknamed me 'Stinkbomb' when I was about 6, and it was a trait I'd have for many years.


The ultimate irony is that, after my Colitis, I now can't fart!





I wasn't a girl though.

 

[biggs682]

my nieces and nephews call me fartin martin , i cant think why

 

[colly]

I wasn't a girl though.

No, but you were, still are, a girls blouse.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No, but you were, still are, a girls blouse.

I told you not to say anything

 

[Archie_tect]

my nieces and nephews call me fartin martin , i cant think why

Was it because your first name's Martin....
Wasn't it fortunate that they built Luton Airport near Luton?

 

[biggs682]

Was it because your first name's Martin....
Wasn't it fortunate that they built Luton Airport near Luton?

no it was because o use to fart a lot !

 

[TheDoctor]

I once worked with a bloke who was proud of his ability to render the test department a no-go zone.
In fact, it was more suited for life forms that had evolved on Jupiter.

 

[Arsen Gere]

My poo used to come out like spaghetti until I cut 6 inches of my string vest.