I'm sorry to all the women

[rich p]

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you could have been a target but, even face down, you is still too ugly!
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I've seen the real MacB - don't be fooled by the Hollywood avatar he's used to dupe the unwary

 

[rich p]

That should get the warning bar moving.

Would you like me to flag your post?

You naughty girl. My post is flagging

 

[montage]

That should get the warning bar moving.

Would you like me to flag your post?

You naughty girl. My post is flagging

Tried to think of something funny to say to this, but it's a hard act to follow..

 

[Bollo]

I'd be careful, blazed. 'Bludge is one of those mean prison homosexuals and I think he's marked you out as his next 'Andy Dufresne'.


That should get the warning bar moving.

you could have been a target but, even face down, you is still too ugly!

That's why I live so near a prison. If they pop over the wall, they know what's a comin'. They better off where they are. Yessir!

 

[Muddyfox]

Would you like me to flag your post?

Is this prison slang ?

Simon

 

[blazed]

I made a chick cry last night :'(

 

[blazed]

But i had to tell her straight for her own good i got plenty other girls on the go and i cant make time for her anymore. She thought i loved her, she was just a booty call.

 

[XmisterIS]

Blazed - was that you I saw the other day wearing nothing but a rain mac and a pair of patent leather shoes, slipping quietly out of the little girls' changing room at the swimming pool, after they'd all screamed and run out?

 

[PaulB]

Whose hearts I've broken, by percentages there must be a few on here.

You should be struck off, you incompetent cardiothoracic surgeon you.

 

[TVC]

I made a chick cry last night :'(

Cry laughing when you dropped your trousers I assume.

 

[biggs682]

wakey wakey