I'm throwing this fish to the forum.

[threebikesmcginty]

Give it a touch of exoticness by saying red squirrel in a different language. Thanks to Google translate, here it is in Albanian:
Ketri i kuq

Good idea, in Saudi Arabia it's...

Ima Jer Qwad

 

[Dayvo]

No, I don't have any. It's for fun.

Fun! That's easy for you to say!

Great Killer Red Squirrel

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

El Squirrel!!

Actually, some of the names suggested so far sound like they should be real Ales to me!!

 

[rowan 46]

Have you seen my nuts?
(apparently squirrels forget where they hide them)

 

[palinurus]

Backbrush

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Tagnut

 

[Shaun]

Squeaky (the squirrel) ?

 

[rich p]

Very wise to change your name from an occupation based one if I might say so.

I used to be known as RichGigolo but I'm a bit borassic these days

 

[fossyant]

RoadRat or RedRoadRat ? Cinelli might be after you though ! (PS check out bike names = similar)

Cyclist (Road) and squirrels - rodents, but cute ones, even if grey !