I'm very worried about Michael Martin

[nickyboy]

Just received this email:

I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. We had to be in Kiev, Ukraine, for a Tour..the program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. We misplaced our wallets and cell phones on our way back to the hotel after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contains all the valuables we have. Now, our luggage is in custody of the hotel management pending when we make payment.

I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you, but I have only very few people to turn to now. I will be very grateful if I can get a short term loan of ($1,950) from you. This will enable me sort our hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford at this moment. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return. Please let me know if you can be of any assistance.

Thanks
Michael Martin

Sadly I can't help him but if anyone can send me the $1,950 be assured I'll send it on to him straight away

 

[Markymark]

Just received this email:

I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. We had to be in Kiev, Ukraine, for a Tour..the program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. We misplaced our wallets and cell phones on our way back to the hotel after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contains all the valuables we have. Now, our luggage is in custody of the hotel management pending when we make payment.

I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you, but I have only very few people to turn to now. I will be very grateful if I can get a short term loan of ($1,950) from you. This will enable me sort our hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford at this moment. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return. Please let me know if you can be of any assistance.

Thanks
Michael Martin

Sadly I can't help him but if anyone can send me the $1,950 be assured I'll send it on to him straight away

Sorry but all my money is tied up with the Nigerian lottery.

 

[Beebo]

Isnt he the ex speaker in Parliament.
Typical of retired MPs still seeking handouts.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

How do you e-mail a middle finger?

 

[Kestevan]

Hi Nick,

I can just about scrape together the $1,950 for you.
Unfortunately my bank are currently charging a withdrawal fee of £20. If you can forward me this handling fee I'll be more than happy to see what I can do.

Cheers
Kes.

 

[postman]

I have been on EuroSport this morning,there is no Tour of Ukraine. There is Tour of California and Giro D'Italia.
So i think it's a spam.Ignore it.

 

[Markymark]

How do you e-mail a middle finger?

 

[Tin Pot]

$1950 is never going to be enough, I'm happy to transfer £1950 - I just need £120 transfer fees covered first, ok?

 

[Kestevan]

$1950 is never going to be enough, I'm happy to transfer £1950 - I just need £120 transfer fees covered first, ok?

Oi.... stop nicking my joke (and dont be greedy).

 

[Tin Pot]

Oi.... stop nicking my joke (and dont be greedy).

Oi...stop undercutting my business!

 

[Yellow Saddle]

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You have many talents sir. Would you consider a permanent position in the Yellow Saddle Corporation's admin department. We have some pesky customers who could benefit from your ASCII art.

 

[Markymark]

You have many talents sir. Would you consider a permanent position in the Yellow Saddle Corporation's admin department. We have some pesky customers who could benefit from your ASCII art.

Yeah, it was me that drew it, certainly didn't find it on google.

Let's say $1,950 per drawing?

 

[Tin Pot]

And £120 agency fees

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Yeah, it was me that drew it, certainly didn't find it on google.

Let's say $1,950 per drawing?

Bank account details please, I'll deposit the money.

 

[ScotiaLass]

A Nigerian Prince has all my assets....