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Mr T has recommended Donald Trump to play Hannibal Smith in the forthcoming porn remake of the A Team.
True Facts About Mr T
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DRM
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Mr T has released swarms of specially trained attack midges at the Turnberry Golf Course, to give President Trump the full Scottish holiday experience
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Hannibal Smith, AKA Donald Trump, serves Mr T canapés laced with valium before the muscle bound actor can be dragged onto air force o e.
Then Smith lets the pilot eat what's left before take off.
Then Smith lets the pilot eat what's left before take off.
ebikeerwidnes
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saying that Hannibal Smith is Donald Trump raises some questions that would need to be discussed in "The Other Place"
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No, its true. Smith was on the run from the law for a crime he didnt commit. We know he's a master of disguise. Hes hiding in plain sight, but the good members of CC would never grass him up to Colonel Lynch.
Ming the Merciless
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In mr T‘s soon to be released autobiography he explains how
“I learned tai chi from a bear, fought a man named Chubby Brother, then caught the bubonic plague”
This and more in his real story.
“I learned tai chi from a bear, fought a man named Chubby Brother, then caught the bubonic plague”
This and more in his real story.
Mad Doug Biker
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Mr T is to team up with Ross Kemp and organise Chris Rea's funeral.
I wonder what they will do?
I wonder what they will do?
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Nobody know's for certain, but the pair have recently placed an order for welding gear, grinders, spanners and a selection of nuts & bolts at the Walford Branch of Screwfix
Mad Doug Biker
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Ross Kemp's vegan diet is off to a good start. Having established that cows are made from grass hes eaten nothing but steak since Haloween.
