True Facts About Sylvester Stallone

[DRM]

Sylvester Stallone spent months practicing his mumbling for his films, he actually speaks received pronunciation in private

 

[Drago]

Derek Jacobi regularly takes fitness, lifestyle, and acting advice from Stallone.

They're great friends, and Jacobi often stays with Stallone when in the states, and after dark will nip it with then Italian Stallion to throw eggs at Arnold Schwarzeneggers Hummer.

 

[DRM]

An important part of Sly's fitness regime is the hedge hopping circuit through his neighbours back gardens

 

[postman]

Sly did not run up those stairs whilst training.Like most American he used an escalator,it was all done with the green screen chroma keying.

 

[raleighnut]

Sylvester Stallone is only 5' tall he either stands on a box or has his co-stars stand in a hole

Spoiler

Alan Ladd technique

 

[Drago]

Derek Jacobi helped Stallone get in shape for the Rocky films. Jacobi's experience as a 3 times world heavyweight boxing champion was invaluable.

 

[stephec]

Jake Paul only started boxing after watching the Rocky films, 'it's all scripted, and if I write the script and put the money up I can always win,' was his rather bellended assessment.

 

[Drago]

Sylvester Stallone's chihuahua is named Jake Paul because its small, thinks its hard, and yaps annoyingly all the time.

 

[accountantpete]

With his broken jaw and scattered brain cells Jake Paul woke to find he can now do a perfect impression of Sylvester Stallone.

 

[DRM]

Sylvester Stallone has opened a bakery, everyone who orders a birthday cake, gets a Sylvester Birthday Cake, whether they want one or not

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sylvester Stallone got the part of Rambo after Ross Kemp wiped out the original film crew, and was dropped by the studio. Ross was heard to say blanks are for ponces.

 

[DRM]

An Investigative journalist working for the Bradford Telegraph & Argus, has discovered top secret high level talks between Sylvester Stallone, Ross Kemp & Jean Claude Van Damme, who are intending to set up a back up organisation for N.A.T.O, to be known as N.A.H.M.O (North Atlantic Hard Man Organisation, they hope to recruit other hard nuts from all over the N.A.T.O area, they are hopeful the Klitschko Brothers will join to represent Ukraine

 

[DRM]

An Investigative journalist working for the Bradford Telegraph & Argus, has discovered top secret high level talks between Sylvester Stallone, Ross Kemp & Jean Claude Van Damme, who are intending to set up a back up organisation for N.A.T.O, to be known as N.A.H.M.O (North Atlantic Hard Man Organisation, they hope to recruit other hard nuts from all over the N.A.T.O area, they are hopeful the Klitschko Brothers will join to represent Ukraine

Breaking News..... Ukraine are now members of N.A.H.M.O, and a surprise inclusion is Hawaii, after Jason Momoa signed up, despite being in the Pacific!

 

[Drago]

Sylvester Stalline wrote a large volume of plays and sonnets under the pseudonym William Shakespeare.

 

[MichaelW2]

The movie Rambo was based on Stallone's autobiography. Originally Chuck Norris was selected for the role but he fell over during rehersals and got a splinter in his finger, so had to be replaced.