True facts about Kylie Minogue

[Ming the Merciless]

Kylie has just set the world record for cycling around the world in hotpants. This news has passed many by as a couple from Derby have stolen the limelight.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Kylie Minogue once farted in a cave in Kazakhstan.

Legend has it that you can still hear the echo to this day.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

She auditioned for the role in the remake of Let The Blood Run Free. as Matron Dorothy Conniving Bitch

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Kylie auditioned for the Corporal Klinger drag parts in M. A. S. H, but was beaten by Jamie Farr.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Kylie Minogue once farted in a cave in Kazakhstan.

Legend has it that you can still hear the echo to this day.

If you listen carefully you can hear it on Vienna by Ultravox