True Facts About Ross Kemp

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Jonathan Krankowitcz is such a fan of Ross Kemp the changed his name to Jonathan Ross.
 
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Mr T was overheard at Gatwick Airport for a flight to the U.S refusing to go on the plane, it was quickly resolved when Ross Kemp came forward and said “That’s what you think mate” the flight took off on time, thanks to Ross
 

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Ross Kemp traveled back to Roman Times in the UK with Chris Rea, it was the year 410, the same year that the Romans left Britain, coincidence? I don't think so

Thats a long way from home - hope Chris Rea makes it back home for Christmas :laugh:
 
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Ross Kemp stormed the Iranian embassy and ended the siege single handed.

Shortly after the embassy was secured the SAS put on a fake raid so they could take public credit and preserve Kemp's under cover anonymity.
 

steveindenmark

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While being a "Tough Guy" he was terrified of Barbara Windsor, who was top dog on the East Enders set

Not suprising as the Krays were on her Christmas card list.
 

wiggydiggy

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Ross Kemp appeared on Celebrity MasterChef, when Gregg Wallace allegedly got his 'little wiener' out in front of him Ross kicked him in the balls so hard Gregg could gargle with them.
 

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RK, as he likes to be referred to's favourite drink is a Babycham with a cherry on a plastic sword but he will deny this fact, obviously!
 

craigwend

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Ross Kemp & Chris Rea both have 8 letters in their 'known name'.
8 is the symbol of infinity, which explains their immortality and that they and others were born invincible and unless beheaded they will not die. Immortals wage a secret war, fighting each other until the last few remaining will meet at the Gathering to fight for the prize and the title "There can be only one"...
 
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