True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Drago]

The local gang members that sit on the back bench in the pub are angry with Dirty Den and they may try to overthrow him in favour of Ross Kemp. Meanwhile Dens missus, Angie, is plotting to dump Dirty Den and become Kemps 2iC.

 

[DRM]

Word in parliament is that Dirty Den may end up defecting to Reform, where it's believed he would be good fit

 

[Gwylan]

Word in parliament is that Dirty Den may end up defecting to Reform, where it's believed he would be good fit

But they're a bit too soft for him.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp has been in Calais slashing rubber boats with his trusty meat cleaver.

 

[DRM]

However he's had to put a request into the Queen Vice for extra funds, as it's costing him a fortune in Croissants, Pain au Chocolat, Crepes & Moules Marineres.

 

[Gwylan]

However he's had to put a request into the Queen Vice for extra funds, as it's costing him a fortune in Croissants, Pain au Chocolat, Crepes & Moules Marineres.

Such a martyr to all that forin muck

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp is hoping to be selected for the drewmkf Artemis 3 as he plans to claim the moon for Walford.