True Facts About Mr T

[grldtnr]

Mr. T doesn't buy his 'bling' from Ratners, he likes to save a bob or two, he go's to 'Poundland'

 

[stephec]

Mr T has his own set of groupies called The T Birds.

One day he heard of a male gang of the same name and mistakenly thought they were his followers as well.

His reaction was, 'man I'm so sexy even blokes fancy me.'

 

[Drago]

Mr T invented the T key. It was originally intended to open any lock whatsoever by simply being rammed forcefully into it and turning.

 

[Way-Out-West]

Further forensic investigation of the infamous Patty Bigfoot footage suggest it was not a deliberate hoax. It appears that it’'s Mr. T returning home after a particularly heavy session.