True Facts About Mr T

[Drago]

Mr T's Christian name is Tuberculosis. Unsurprisingly he chooses to go by just T.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

His second born a girl was named Van Dyke. She don’t take no shoot. She had a film made about her early life called play Miss T for me. Clint Eastwood starred.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Those paying attention may notice that his first and last name produce Mr TT. Yes that is right, he came up with the annual TT race on the Isle of Man.

 

[Drago]

When Mr T discovered the Isle of Man while rowing a washing up bowl across the Atlantic he claimed the island in the name ofnthe Queen and called it the Isle of Real Men.

The capital was to be called Cedric, but this was deemed too racy and provocative so the milder alternative of Douglas was substituted.

 

[PeteXXX]

Once, on a trip to the seaside, MrT asked for 4 flakes in his 99..
Fool!

 

[DRM]

Those paying attention may notice that his first and last name produce Mr TT. Yes that is right, he came up with the annual TT race on the Isle of Man.

Mr T also used the TT race to promote his new protege, Guy Martin, after he had taught young Guy all about mending lorries along with welding and fabrication skills

 

[postman]

In 1962 a group in America were struggling,they were known as Booker and the M.G's.They asked Mr T if they could use his initial ,well the rest is musical history.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T used to voice one of the lesser known characters on the Magic Riundabout. Can you guess which one?

 

[Way-Out-West]

Mr T used to be a roadie for the Bee Gees, When Barry Gibb couldn’t reach the high notes, Mr T would fill in from backstage.

 

[Drago]

Mr T invented the bicycle quite by accident in 1962.

He went to open the drivers door of his van but had forgotten to unlock it. Thinking thr door was simply stuck he yanked a bit harder, only to tear the van in half longitudinally. He drove half home and his neighbour, Soichiro Honda, was so impressed he copied the idea.

Honda later went on the invent the step thru as Mr Ts jewellery kept scratching the tank on his GC125.

 

[postman]

Mr T said his family were so poor,they could not pay attention,plus they got three meals a day.oatmeal miss a meal and no meal.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T’s first car didn’t have cup holders. For long journeys he’d weld cans of coke to the door frame.

 

[lazybloke]

Mr T’s first car didn’t have cup holders. For long journeys he’d weld cans of coke to the door frame.

Mr T has a patent for welding aluminium to steel

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T has a patent for welding aluminium to steel

Mr T used the original coke cans made from steel, fool!

 

[DRM]

Mr T invented Air Conditioning for motor vehicles of all types, when he welded an electric fan to the dash of his van, he is still working on the problem of the mains lead though