I'm very worried about Michael Martin

[snorri]

It's ok, I had a couple of 1000 dollar bills left over from my last tour which I've faxed to the hotel this evening.
This thread can be closed now.

 

[Arrowfoot]

Dear Michael

I too started like you but the wait is long and takings are slim. I have since followed the Galloway Model and it has been a road paved with riches. First register yourself as a charity or not for profit entity. Then pick a cause. I would suggest adopt-an-abandoned donkey. Sadly whales, dogs, koalas, snow leopard etc are all taken. If you like free flights, then step up to sponsor-a-child in a 3rd World.

If you are really up to it, start one that handles with the abstract such as peace, clean air, cycleway, polyamorous marriage etc. All you need is get a website, copy and paste, plagarise, attend conferences and give speeches in far away countries.

The best kept secret is leasing a ship with a crew who actually pay a princely sum to be volunteers and then follow a Japanese whaling ship and take part in a drama with hoses.

 

[slowmotion]

The best kept secret is leasing a ship with a crew who actually pay a princely sum to be volunteers and then follow a Japanese whaling ship and take part in a drama with hoses.

Maybe, but the "experience of a lifetime" cruise with a lengthy unscheduled stay in a Russian prison after visiting an Arctic exploration rig probably isn't good for business.

 

[classic33]

Maybe, but the "experience of a lifetime" cruise with a lengthy unscheduled stay in a Russian prison after visiting an Arctic exploration rig probably isn't good for business.

You'd get the chance to meet up with people like this though!
Tue 5/05/15 8:49 PM
Good morning!!!
I am very pleased to have the opportunity to write you a mail. I sure, that you did not expected to get from me this letter. And I hope that my letter to you will be a good surprise. I am asking you to review my letter in its entirety. I very hope that you do not remove my mail, as unnecessary spam. My name: Vika. I'm from Russia. I live in a small but beautiful city near St. Petersburg. Have you learn of St. Petersburg??? It is the cultural capital of Russian Federation. This is a historic town. But in my town, as in all townes of Russia, there is no decent boys. I am search a soul mate to build a marriage. I have heard that mens from western countries to respect and love their soul mates. That is what I am looking for me. I very hope that you will become, will be the men of my dreams. Time will tell. I just want to love and be loved. I hope that you, our goals in life are common. I very hope you shall write me a mail very soon. I look forward to wait for your email.

PS: I also want to warn you at once, that I am not interested in an exchange of nude photos. And if you are interested only in an exchange of naked pics I shall not answer your message. I interested SERIOUS relations and silly games are not necessary for me. I very hope, that you will not offend me by similar requests.

Someone's c l o c k is wrong here.
Note five letters used in the spelling!

 

[Tin Pot]

Everyone keeps getting contacted by these Nigerian princes. Either they have a HUGE royal family, or a small one with waaay too much spare time.

He he he! Turns out the Nigerian Monarchy might be hatching a plot on us after all...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Nigeria

 

[simon the viking]

I do actually know a Michael Martin but i'd tell him to tap my mate up (his son) rather than me.......

 

[postman]

Oh bu===r according to an e mail this morning.My Paypal account has been frozen,till they hear from me.WELL YOU WILL HAVE A LONG WAIT,COS I DON'T HAVE ONE.Did i shout loud enough.

 

[nickyboy]

I do actually know a Michael Martin but i'd tell him to tap my mate up (his son) rather than me.......

I don't know a Michael Martin. So how come he knows me well enough to ask me for a loan?

 

[Archie_tect]

Apparently I've had an accident at work... wish someone had mentioned it, I could've had the day off.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Unfortunately the reply address was for a lady that runs folk dancing lessons down south somewhere. Yes I'm sad enough to google it!

 

[Fnaar]

I'm wary on anyone who has a Christian name for a surname - David Cameron for example.

Leave well alone.

That's cos his ancestors were from Cameroon. I read it on the internet.

 

[simon the viking]

I don't know a Michael Martin. So how come he knows me well enough to ask me for a loan?

Don't worry I'll tell my mate to get his dad to stop bothering you......

 

[Licramite]

Michael Martin - on yer bike mate.

 

[classic33]

Oh bu===r according to an e mail this morning.My Paypal account has been frozen,till they hear from me.WELL YOU WILL HAVE A LONG WAIT,COS I DON'T HAVE ONE.Did i shout loud enough.

You can have those days you requested last year
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/late-for-my-own-funeral.160837/post-3187311

 

[luckyfox]

I've just checked my pockets and i have a 5p, a bit of thread and a bit of tissue/lint...i'll drop it in the post!