I'm willing to accept nominations for the Turner Prize

[vernon]

After exploring the capabilities of Thai vegetable carving knives

I present you with Pomme de Terre sur Pomme de Terre.

Commissions accepted.

 

[Mo1959]

After exploring the capabilities of Thai vegetable carving knives

I present you with Pomme de Terre sur Pomme de Terre.

Commissions accepted.

Your next mission, if you choose to accept it, is to do that with a pie.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You've got a trade to fall back on if the chips are down.

 

[vernon]

[QUOTE 2841257, member: 259"]How on earth did you peel that one off?[/quote]

I just chipped away the bits that weren't sculpture.

 

[vernon]

Your next mission, if you choose to accept it, is to do that with a pie.

The gravy will leak out.

 

[biggs682]

@vernon is there no end to your skills

 

[vernon]

@vernon is there no end to your skills

I am often in awe of myself.

 

[biggs682]

I am often in awe of myself.

you should be how many others could do that !

master potato carver extraordinair i salute you

 

[colly]

Clearly, Vernon is rushed off his feet today.

 

[Speicher]

I would nominate you for the Turnip prize.

 

[Speicher]

I think it'll be won by a swede this year.

With Vernon nominated for the Prize, he will squash the rest of the opposition.

 

[Speicher]

The prize will be made of 24 carrot gold.

 

[Speicher]

And will be presented by Arty Choke, chairman of the judging committee.

Colly will be arranging the flowers.

 

[Aperitif]

And will be presented by Arty Choke, chairman of the judging committee.

And the committee will be the usual has beans, looking to do the artist a fava or two.

 

[Aperitif]

Colly will be arranging the flowers.

Let's hope the displays include Nigella...the most collectible of stems...Charlie will know this and will be bound to attend, I'm sure.