I'm willing to accept nominations for the Turner Prize

[Archie_tect]

Vern may yet win the Aizound Weekly 'No Bell' Pizza Prize, or possibly The National Hen Breeders' Pullet Surprise...

 

[Aperitif]

'Cava' will be drink of the night...

 

[vernon]

'Cava' will be drink of the night...

Cava is noticable by its absinthe.

 

[Fab Foodie]

@vernon is there no end to your skills

... or the amount of spare time he has on his hands .....

 

[Aperitif]

Cava is noticable by its absinthe.

Absinthe makes the art grow fonder...and with that art, you'll be poitin per se at the porcelain in no time.

 

[Bollo]

Will you Beuys just behave!

 

[biggs682]

... or the amount of spare time he has on his hands .....

please explain this " spare time "

 

[vernon]

I've explored patination via the chip pan.