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BOGOF!

'nuff said!
 

alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
Moderator
soreen bogof, then bogon…
 

longers

Legendary Member
I prefer the other fruit loaf stuff that Soreen make, might be called a Plum Loaf, might not.
Not as claggy and hence it's easier to carry on breathing if eating it while cycling.
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
How do you slice malt loaf without it ending up about one third its size, and therefore three times as dense. Or do you not slice it, and just eat chunks as you cycle along?


Edit - any comments about me being dense and the mouse gets it! :cry:
 
Speicher said:
How do you slice malt loaf without it ending up about one third its size, and therefore three times as dense. Or do you not slice it, and just chunks as go cycle along?

With a diamond blade angle grinder!
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
Speicher said:
How do you slice malt loaf without it ending up about one third its size, and therefore three times as dense. Or do you not slice it, and just eat chunks as you cycle along?


Edit - any comments about me being dense and the mouse gets it! :cry:

Take a whole loaf and a whole packet of butter. bite the loaf, bite the butter - simple!

thanks for the invite BTW :sad:
 

longers

Legendary Member
Speicher said:
How do you slice malt loaf without it ending up about one third its size, and therefore three times as dense. Or do you not slice it, and just eat chunks as you cycle along?


Edit - any comments about me being dense and the mouse gets it! :cry:

My gran turns her bread on end and slices it horizontally to get very thin slices of bread that have to be buttered on the loaf as they're not strong enough to be done afterwards. That might work :sad:

But 3BM's idea works for me.

Or buy the other stuff in the first place.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Speicher said:
How do you slice malt loaf without it ending up about one third its size, and therefore three times as dense. Or do you not slice it, and just eat chunks as you cycle along?
Bread knife and a gentle sawing action...
I LOVE malt loaf, but it makes oi fart too much :cry:
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
Get a large ice-cream container. Cut the lid slightly smaller than the container. Put malt loaf in ice-cream container, on floor, put lid on, stand on lid, lift other foot off the ground. >>>>>> malt loaf pancake
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Speicher said:
Get a large ice-cream container. Cut the lid slightly smaller than the container. Put malt loaf in ice-cream container, on floor, put lid on, stand on lid, lift other foot off the ground. >>>>>> malt loaf pancake

Hey, cool idea... then you could spread it with butter, roll it up, and it's like a handy malt-loaf-swiss-roll in your cycling jersey pocket...
still makes oi fart like one of Satan's minions, though!
 
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