In a fight, who would win 2

[Dayvo]

If Kovu comes back we could bowl the maiden over!

It would be a six 'Dorothy' over.

 

[Aperitif]

I'm going to Bedi byes... (Brian Johnston I think - def. not me) I have a Brearley start tomorrow

 

[Dayvo]

I hope you're not going to be holding your willey!

 

[Speicher]

No, that's what the Bowler's holding.

 

[Dayvo]

I hope he finds his line and length.

 

[Speicher]

Will he be thinking out of the box?

 

[Dayvo]

Only if he goes beyond his boundaries, four what it's worth. Bye for now, cos I'm not wide awake.

 

[yello]

Gosh, I remember when Coronation Street went all 'yoof'. Is it happening here too?

I don't know why but I thought the clique that joe was referring to was on yacf.

 

[John the Monkey]

Gosh, I remember when Coronation Street went all 'yoof'. Is it happening here too?

Yes. Soon we will be a like a cycling forum verison of Hollyoaks.

I don't know why but I thought the clique that joe was referring to was on yacf.

Ah - I just noticed the multiple references to people's bottoms.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Boring joe, your reeling the same "insults" off again and again.

... and you've forgotten how to spell "arse".

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

... and you've forgotten how to spell "arse".

...and both Kovu and Joe have no idea how to spell "you're" either, it seems... I don't know, the yoof of today, no standards!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Anyone that can get in the ring and Thia Box is going to be a handful.

CookieMonster it is.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

may i wonder aloud why these kids, who are in secondary school, spell and punctuate less ably than my daughter, who is in primary school?

and another vote for the cookmeister

 

[yello]

cuz its kul innit

 

[John the Monkey]

may i wonder aloud why these kids, who are in secondary school, spell and punctuate less ably than my daughter, who is in primary school?

I think the emphasis placed on correct usage has changed a lot in National Curriculum literacy fairly recently. I've noticed it when helping my two with homework, they do a surprising amount on grammar and punctuation, ime.