In a fight, who would win:

[Joe24]

Pff Jedi Mind tricks or Vulcan death grip far better then nipple tweak unless done together

Im a Ninja, its true, ask anyone thats met me.
If the nipple cripple is done right, it will take them down. Ofcourse, because im not weak fake fighter, i have the strength and power to take someone down using one hand.
You weak feeble fake fighters might have to use two hands to do it.

 

[Joe24]

Ha!

To get my black belt (actually my points for my third Dan) I had to fight and beat three other black belts (2nd Dans) in a row without rest with a maximim points win (ippon). So nah, nah, na, nah, nah! (I've never got around to doing the theory for my third though, lazy bu&&er!)

Seriously though, to some extent you are right. Not every black belt martial artist is a good fighter. However, it does help.

See.So you do agree that a nipple cripple wil be better then your fake fighting?
Ok, thanks

 

[magnatom]

Actually thinking about the nipple gripple... I have some friends who do jujitsu, and I can assure you, there are better pressure points than the nipple!

 

[magnatom]

See.So you do agree that a nipple cripple wil be better then your fake fighting?
Ok, thanks

Nah, you'd be in trouble. All I would need to do is make sure my judogi (judo kit) is closed tight and you won't have access to my nipples. And yes, I wear it all the time .

 

[John the Monkey]

Anyway, being black belt doesnt mean your good at fighting.

The last gym I trained at didn't have belts. FWIW, I always found that Judoka seemed to "earn" theirs more consistently than some other martial arts, and were bloody tough opponents more often than not.

 

[Joe24]

Nah, you'd be in trouble. All I would need to do is make sure my judogi (judo kit) is closed tight and you won't have access to my nipples. And yes, I wear it all the time .

You mean, you wear an extremely padded bra so your moobs have support?

 

[magnatom]

You mean, you wear an extremely padded bra so your moobs have support?

Not yet. That's why I'm keen to do more cycling. I hear it offsets moob development....

 

[cookiemonster]

Ok, but out of how many, and you never say if you won or not.
Kick boxing is rubbish anyway, Sorry to tell you all this, but spending so much time fake fighting is just rubbish.

Would you like to put that theory to the test Joe?

 

[TheDoctor]

I'd buy a ticket for that!

 

[Dayvo]

It wouldn't last long!

One round? Nah, one punch/kick, or just a 'BOO!'

 

[Aperitif]

Joe will scream "YOU LOVE ME" as he enters the ring (covered in poo) - hoping that's the way the cookie crumbles...

Other than that I see 24 trying the old 1,2...

I'll sit next to Doc for the 12 or so seconds...

 

[Headgardener]

Just out of interest where would this fight be held as I may need a bit of time to get there not being able to drive.

 

[cookiemonster]

Somewhere central I would say.

Brum?

 

[Joe24]

Ok, fine by me. Im up for it.
You will be down fast, with my super nipple gripple.

 

[snapper_37]

Ok, fine by me. Im up for it.
You will be down fast, with my super nipple gripple.

You might want to rephrase that a bit .......


rofl!!!!!