In case anyone missed this 'top' cycling story

[Lee_M]

http://road.cc/content/news/77536-d...-repeatedly-masturbates-womans-bicycle-saddle

 

[Brandane]

Today, I have learnt a new word; "onanist". I always thought people who did that sort of stuff rhymed with "anchor".

On five occasions now, all of them on a Wednesday, the 19-year-old woman has returned to Mørdrup Station to discover that her saddle has been targeted by the anonymous onanist, says The Copenhagen Post

Perhaps she has fallen pregnant, and is about to try and explain it all away to her parents by blaming it on her bike saddle.

 

[Sandra6]

bleurgh!
He must be quick off the mark if nobody's caught him in the act though.

 

[Lee_M]

bleurgh!
He must be quick off the mark if nobody's caught him in the act though.

a quick finisher rather than a quick starter then

 

[brodiej]

You've got to love the Danes

My favourite line was

"The Copenhagen Post, whose story has the rather arresting headline of ‘Woman stalked by serial bicycle-seat self-gratification artist,’ "

Surely a case for Sarah Lund to wander around the train station in her famous jumper looking miserable for 12 episodes before discovering the onanist was her charming but slightly creepy new partner all along

 

[accountantpete]

Was the saddle a Swallow?

 

[Dayvo]

Maybe they were 'go faster' stripes!

 

[Globalti]

Maybe he thinks it's the standard treatment for leather saddles?

 

[Beebo]

there are some wierd people in this world, I've heard of people sniffing saddles but this takes the soggy biscuit.

 

[Trail Child]

I'm going to be doubling up on cycling tights from now on .... :0

 

[smokeysmoo]

+1 for the headline the paper went with :-D

 

[DWiggy]

Maybe he was trying to get her pregnant!

 

[Shut Up Legs]

No, you've all completely missed the point! The whole article was just an excuse to use alliteration: anonymous onanist
Or perhaps he was just looking at bike p0rn?