In Praise Of Wives/Partners

[bondirob]

My wife has just surprised me on our anniversary with flights to Mallorca next April for 4 nights

 

[ChrisV]

What's she doing while you're away, that's the question you've got to ask yourself.

 

[jonny jeez]

My wife has just surprised me on our anniversary with flights to Mallorca next April for 4 nights

That is one long flight.

 

[Ajax Bay]

The surprise is surely that she's booked your bike(s) on as well.

 

[ColinJ]

My ex-partner gave me a HUGE surprise 15 years ago ...










She told me that she would love to become my ex-partner!

 

[ufkacbln]

[QUOTE 4470574, member: 45"]That's not much of a surprise. A surprise would be her appearing with your packed bag and tickets, having arranged for time off work for you.

I'd leave her.[/QUOTE]

We have done that for years!

I always had a weeks more leave than my wife, and would keep it for emergncies

Any outstanding was "mine"

She would buy me one way tickets to a destination so I could cycle back!

 

[Deleted member 26715]

She would buy me one way tickets to a destination so I could cycle back!

Did you not notice the distance was getting further & further away, you didn't just think it was because your stamina was increasing did you, it was you wouldn't get the hint

 

[ufkacbln]

Did you not notice the distance was getting further & further away, you didn't just think it was because your stamina was increasing did you, it was you wouldn't get the hint

Not even when she bought the one to Inverness!

 

[bondirob]

What's she doing while you're away, that's the question you've got to ask yourself.

Probably your Dad

 

[Dave7]

Mrs Dave does not like flying. If I pressure her she will do short (say 2 hour flights)
Some years ago I wanted to go abroad and she said "why dont you ask (a single mate of mine) to go with you.
I did......and had a great week on Formentera.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Mrs Dave does not like flying. If I pressure her she will do short (say 2 hour flights)
Some years ago I wanted to go abroad and she said "why dont you ask (a single mate of mine) to go with you.
I did......and had a great week on Formentera.

Male or female mate?

 

[ufkacbln]

More seriously....

We used to do a lot together, and the cycling thing worked well

We would tour together on an organised basis with routes planned, hotels booked and everything organised

Then on my week it was random, rough routes, modify as you go and book accommodation late afternoon for that night

Best of both worlds

 

[Dave7]

Male or female mate?

Male
Good friends
Seperate beds
Just mates.......still mates

 

[biggs682]

Mine is great as long as she can get to the freezer the rest of the garage is mine

 

[jonny jeez]

Male

Ah

Good friends

Of course

Seperate beds

Er...I'd hope so

Just mates.

Ok, getting weird now

still mates

You sound disappointed