numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
I have broken the washing machine, the bog brush and my torch 
In the last two days....
- Thread starter numbnuts
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FishFright
More wheels than sense
I have broken the washing machine, the bog brush and my torch
Numbuts could be about to receive the attention from up to 3 tradesmen ......... So which one you big boys has the biggest tool ?
- Location
- Glasgow
Surely you did not break the washing machine, it broke all by itself! 
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I have broken the washing machine, the bog brush and my torch
That must have been one hell of an accident!
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Were you looking for the sock monkey?
snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
This time I fear it's true, the end of the world is nigh.
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smokeysmoo
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bolton, not very far from Nob End
That'll teach you not to poo in the washing machine in the dark won't it?
biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
Just how do you break a bog brush??!
Nooooo... please don’t tell me
Well the story goes like this ..........
And then ............ With the finale set in the washing machine
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
Just how do you break a bog brush??!
Nooooo... please don’t tell me
Ever seen the film Love Honour & Obey?
Sean Pertwee could show you a way.
I think I don’t want to see it
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
I think I don’t want to see it
It's a very good funny film with an all star cast. Most of the script was ad libbed.
You tube it.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Are all three related, they did not necessarily break in that order, and it was after you came back from a few pints and a curry, the worse for wear, and had to go?
My aunt, who has always been a trifle careless, was staying in a rented holiday cottage for a week a few years ago and managed to crack a window pane, break the brush shaft, burn a hole in the bottom of a saucepan and set fire to the kitchen and also managed to drive her Megane into the fish pond in the garden in the dark.
For some reason the owner didn't give her the deposit back
Personally, if it was my house I'd have paid her to leave!
For some reason the owner didn't give her the deposit back
Personally, if it was my house I'd have paid her to leave!
