In this case 'faster' is not necessarily a good marketing strategy

[wafflycat]

China to auction Olympics condoms

"When the Olympics hosted by Beijing ended, a collector snapped up the 5,000 condoms left over from the 100,000 distributed free to athletes. The collection has now been put up for a one-off auction, with a starting price of one yuan ($0.15; £0.08) each. Each condom wrapper carries the motto of the Beijing Games - faster, higher, stronger - in English and Chinese."

 

[Tim Bennet.]

faster, higher, stronger

At my age I'd be happy to settle for two out of three.

 

[TheDoctor]

Is that like 'Lighter, stronger, cheaper - choose two'?

I expect after an hour you'd want another one anyway. Always the same with Chinese.
And it leaves a slightly funny taste in the mouth.

What?

 

[Arch]

Excellent, I actually have a 1 yuan note, a friend brought it back from China. I shall send off immediately.