I've never mastered cycling with no hands. I'm going to look a right wally crossing the line if I ever win the Tour de France.
What are your inconsequential concerns?
Exactly. I swear it's the only thing standing between me and the yellow jersey.Also, how would I ever take on a musette and do all those other things with no hands too?
My concern is that I've never seen Doug's right tit.
Its mind over matter..i dont mind as you dont matter..
I'm right outside with my telescope now![]()
I have never mastered it either, so.....
..... If I ever win a stage, I bet I'll fall off if I try, and make a right tit of myself!
Also, if I go to play golf wearing sensible looking clothes, will I be turned away?