Inner Peace

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Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and before leaving for work this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiumunum scriptins,the res of the chesescke and a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.Plaes sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.An telum , u f(k*n luvum!
 

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
very good Mf!

I hate made up stories but this had a ring of truth...!
 
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