wheres_my_beard
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Instabuse. A made up word to describe seeing red at the slightest provocation, even when you are to blame, or could take small steps to remedy a situation.
E.g. Whilst driving; waiting at a junction to turn right. You notice a cyclist indicating to turn, he then rolls across your path. You pull out anyway. When the cyclist shows surprise that you have done this, scream "FAAAAACK ORRRF" at him. Instabuse
E.g. Whilst driving, you edge out of junction as there is no gap to pull into yet. You keep going. Still no gap. A cyclist, trying to use a cycle lane, rides up and indicates that you are completely blocking the lane. You yell, "FAAAACK ORRRF, YOU CAAANT". Instabuse.
Edit: I am actually the cyclist in both of these examples.
E.g. Whilst driving; waiting at a junction to turn right. You notice a cyclist indicating to turn, he then rolls across your path. You pull out anyway. When the cyclist shows surprise that you have done this, scream "FAAAAACK ORRRF" at him. Instabuse
E.g. Whilst driving, you edge out of junction as there is no gap to pull into yet. You keep going. Still no gap. A cyclist, trying to use a cycle lane, rides up and indicates that you are completely blocking the lane. You yell, "FAAAACK ORRRF, YOU CAAANT". Instabuse.
Edit: I am actually the cyclist in both of these examples.