Insults for car drivers

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ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
Equally I have never, ever done the following and would certainly not advocate such childish, petty and curmudgeonly behaviour

1. Wait until offending vehicle is in a queue of stationary traffic
2. Make sure you have a clear escape route. Recheck the escape route
3. Come alongside vehicle and open rear nearside door
4. Repeat for passenger door
5. Cycle off on escape rote and leave vehicle with doors open.

Driver now has to get out and walk round car to close doors, as they cannot do this form the passenger seat!
I most certainly would not condone carrying a bag of dog poo on the handlebars, and depositing it in the rear footwell of errant drivers' cars - oh no.

That would be extremely childish.
 
I just go for a resigned utterance of "Numpty" possibly accompanied by a shake of the head.
 

Bigsharn

Veteran
Location
Leeds
I only shout if I feel I've been endangered... And because it's very much heat of the moment it's along the lines of f'n w'kr

I would never condone keeping your lock on your handlebars, swinging wildly as you use the cycle lane you've just been told to get the f' on and destroy the wingmirror of the car the expletive has just emerged from.
I seriously wouldn't condone that, it was a friend of a friend... who I happened to be following at the time.
 

PpPete

Legendary Member
Location
Chandler's Ford
There are a few times when I've considered sewing a small square of emery cloth on to my gloves, just in case I should ever get close to apply it to the roof of a car....
 
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