Internet to close down

[Hover Fly]

as far as Ch. HF is concerned. Mme. HF has decreed that it just isn't worth paying for so as from later today, I'll have to find something else to waste time on. 'bye.

 

[tarquin1234]

Try television, that's a good time sink.

 

[Hacienda71]

Back to reality

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Just turn every conversation round to 'if only we had the internet we could...'.
If that doesn't work just throw a major strop/sulk until you get it back.

 

[Archie_tect]

just before you lose the internet log in to Facebook and find all Mme.HF's friends and family... if she can resist spending time looking up people she hasn't seen or spoken to for ages then she is indeed an admirable woman and worth keeping.

 

[tyred]

Just think of the money you'll save by not buying bike and camera bits from Ebay...or is that just me

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Try 'qui porte le pantalon autour d'ici?'


Yeah, I know - you do, but she tells you which pair!

 

[postman]

Sorry to hear that.If that needed to happen here.The telly would go out first.I think its awful.Far too mant breaks and Virgin repeat progs over and over again everyday for weeks on end.Garbage.Wife hardly watches telly,if it wasn't for the kids,out it would go.Far much more on here .Like yesterday read up on about six carbon frame bikes.Not one on the telly.

 

[Globalti]

Tell her that when you are bored you feel the need for endless sex.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tell her that when you are bored you feel the need for endless sex.

...once the obvious questions form in Mrs HF's mind that could backfire.... in so many ways. Try it on Mrs G first and let us know how you get on, with all your lonely nights in hotels miles from home.

 

[Crackle]

I think he's gone and I never did get an invite to the chateau.

 

[numbnuts]

I would be lost without the internet

 

[accountantpete]

How did she break the news - a letter by any chance?

 

[dellzeqq]

Tell her that when you are bored you feel the need for endless sex.

Perhaps it's Mme HF that wants the endless sex. Hence the closing down of the internet.........

 

[Archie_tect]

Perhaps it's Mme HF that wants the endless sex. Hence the closing down of the internet.........

....but then HF would hardly be wasting time telling us.