Invasion of the lobster people

[BigonaBianchi]

Finally the sun has arrived here. The place has filled up with overweight lobster people, a species usually found under rocks for 90% of the year. This type of creature exists on chips, beer, soft ice and often comes complete with 4 baby lobsterettes complete with studded ears, snotty nose and Iphone.

During the lobster run period it's best to avoid the cycle lanes at all costs as they venture out onto their old rusty MTBs along the front, riding as irresponsibly as they drive their tin cans.

Once clean beaches are turned into giant ashtrays and litter bins and the local seagull population have serious trouble taking off under the weight of extra chips and ketchup left scattered across the beaches, parks and pavements.

During this time the local population head for the hills, safe in the knowledge that soon it will be Monday morning when lobster people must return to the rocks from wence they came.

 

[Maz]

Finally the sun has arrived here. The place has filled up with overweight lobster people, a species usually found under rocks for 90% of the year. This type of creature exists on chips, beer, soft ice and often comes complete with 4 baby lobsterettes complete with studded ears, snotty nose and Iphone.

During the lobster run period it's best to avoid the cycle lanes at all costs as they venture out onto their old rusty MTBs along the front, riding as irresponsibly as they drive their tin cans.

Once clean beaches are turned into giant ashtrays and litter bins and the local seagull population have serious trouble taking off under the weight of extra chips and ketchup left scattered across the beaches, parks and pavements.

During this time the local population head for the hills, safe in the knowledge that soon it will be Monday morning when lobster people must return to the rocks from wence they came.

What's up, mate? You sound crabby today.

 

[Primal Scream]

He has his claws into someone

 

[Nearly there]

Needs to come out his shell

 

[Primal Scream]

he seems to have scuttled off.

 

[biggs682]

we use to call them grockles

 

[martint235]

At least the lobsters seem to get rid of the oompah loompahs round here

 

[Puddles]

we use to call them grockles

Here too & "Yellow Wellies"

 

[postman]

ik call them greggies,kids shoving a greggs pastie in the gob.

 

[Boris Bajic]

As long as you don't let your children play with them, you'll be fine. They hand their homework in late and have the most dreadful names.

Their mothers usually have three other children by up to six different fathers; it's all too, too horrid.

There was an excellent woman on daytime television who brought some excellent and thoughtful analysis to this debate. I caught it on Youtube.

 

[Primal Scream]

As long as you don't let your children play with the, you'll be fine. They hand their homework in late and have the most dreadful names.

Their mothers usually have three other children by up to six different fathers; it's all too, too horrid.

There was an excellent woman on daytime television who brought some excellent and thoughtful analysis to this debate. I caught it on Youtube.

I detect a whiff of snobbery in this thread.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I'm all for people having a great day out at the beach...I just don't.understand why a certain type of people just seem to have no decorum for want of a better word. Oh well...each to their own..I'm put of here again on the.bike....over the hills and far away...

 

[classic33]

I'm all for people having a great day out at the beach...I just don't.understand why a certain type of people just seem to have no decorum for want of a better word. Oh well...each to their own..I'm put of here again on the.bike....over the hills and far away...

But not round the bend yet!

 

[Dayvo]

What's up, mate? You sound crabby today.

Don't upset BOAB, otherwise you'll be a crushed Asian.

 

[ColinJ]

What's up, mate? You sound crabby today.

He is making a one man stand against shellfish behaviour!