Invasion of the lobster people

[BigonaBianchi]

Well to frighten the lobsters away I.just did my impression of a seal....wetsuit on and in the drink...ahhh....refreshing!e

 

[Primal Scream]

You just wanted to make waves and stir up a storm

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Noooo....Moi......I just get off dressing in rubber...lol!

 

[bicyclos]

If it was not for the so called lobsters invading these precious beaches, local buisnesses would close down, speaking as a comitted cyclist and husband of a lobster (got permission to type that).

 

[Moon bunny]

Around here it is more like "The march of the plucked chickens".

 

[Puddles]

On our cycle this morning in the country park we did speak to the nice man that did fix us when the trailer hitch had a malfunction as he was doing odd things rummaging in bushes I shared some of my coffee with him and asked if he was removing the bags of dog poo some owners think is a good idea to fling in them and he said not today, today it is buns & sausages & burgers.... apparently some of the nasty creatures think it is a good idea to not use the bin and just fling their unwanted barbecue stuff into the nearest bush.

 

[Crackle]

Hah! Mockery from a Deep Purple wannabe, delicious. And anyway, I don't go down to the beach very often, no need to take the Pee.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Que??

 

[Crackle]

It was an attempt at humour. I may have missed, I sometimes do.

 

[ayceejay]

It all started with the transistor radio in my humble opinion. I could deal with sand in my sandwiches and the new size handkerchief that would not fit my head when knotted and vicious deck chairs that could take yer finger off but the radio at the beach? It has been all down hill from then. Then there is that other modern notion that you need a fancy sun screen to block out the sun you've been dreaming about all year, whats up with olive oil I want to know.

 

[fossyant]

Yesterday we went to the new beach in Colwyn Bay. It's something like 300,000 cubic metres of sand dragged up from a bit further out. It's worked in Prestatyn some years ago.

Anyway, the beach is lovely, we went down with a car loaded for a day on the beach.

Yes we had lots of stuff, but it all went back home. We even had a BBQ, of the instant type, that came back with us too.

When we left after many hours, there was no waste, yet there was other folks pop bottles just left on the beach.

WTF. Look after it, we will keep it. Take your crap back or to the nearest bin. It's not hard. If we all do this, we get to keep a great new beach.

 

[pplpilot]

Its the 3/4 length Umbro shorts and exposed ingerland tatt up the calf i cant stand.

 

[Leodis]

My pet hate is the dog poop bags, the Lake district is a mecca for irresponsible dog owners. Poop bags litter the low level walks, most of the people doing this are the middle class coffee shop walkers, picking up their dogs babba when others are near and as soon as they are alone it gets dumped in more ways than one. TAKE YOUR EFFIN DOG CRAP HOME OR WAIT FOR A BIN YOU INBRED FECKERS

 

[threebikesmcginty]

We don't have any common people where I live, I've heard they're quite ghastly though.

 

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My pet hate is the dog poop bags, the Lake district is a mecca for irresponsible dog owners. Poop bags litter the low level walks, most of the people doing this are the middle class coffee shop walkers, picking up their dogs babba when others are near and as soon as they are alone it gets dumped in more ways than one. TAKE YOUR EFFIN DOG CRAP HOME OR WAIT FOR A BIN YOU INBRED FECKERS

The place I work at is an urban nature reserve, and we get the same thing - at least they are the ones that bother to pick up at all. We're at a complete loss to know what more we can do - there are special bins, and we have a stock of bags to give people, free.

Last week, I suggested someone dress up as a giant poo, lie in wait for someone to not pick up, and then follow them around, all day, with a suitable sign explaining why. The idea was well received, I fear I may have got myself new job...