Invisibility cloak for sale on ebay

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Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Excellent!
 

Shaun

Founder
Moderator
You've just GOT to read the description - fantastic - especially the "not each other's" comment .... :laugh:
 

brockers

Senior Member
'..supernatural doping.' Class !
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
Fantastic comments. I really liked this one...

Q: Hi. I was thinking about purchasing the invisibility cloak for shoplifting purposes. Do all items become invisible when placed inside it's magical field? I fear I maybe uncovered if a four pack of Diamond White and a copy of 'Big Juggs' go floating past my local shopkeeper.11-May-11

A: Sorry Lydfordjohn, I would not want the waterproof cycling jacket / invisibility cloak used for evil. And what you’re proposing sounds pretty low. Maybe you should consider using its magical powers for something more respectable – like Strongbow and Fiesta.
 

brockers

Senior Member
It's 'the urine-free wetsuit' all over again though isn't it ? The style is similar, and I reckon he's after notoriety. Or am I stating the bleedin' obvious? Still funny though, and good luck to him.
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
I’m not sure if the jacket also makes one weigh less (or weight free). I would not like to make any outrageous, far-fetched claims – the jacket is simply waterproof and has powers of invisibility.

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