STAND FIRM, YENDODD!!!!!!!
STAND FIRM YOU 'ORRIBLE MAN, YOU!!!!
I is here you, flood water drinking Cockney
I am in the middle of putting on my slacks, so that I can go for a nice ride on my Sirrrus Sport, blasting round the local lanes, before the rain starts off again. It is unusually dry here on the Moors today, with no rain since 0700hrs Zulu, and even some prolonged sightings of the Orb once referred to as the Sun.
Catch you soon my Cockney Chum, and all you others.
STAND EASY, YOU CHAPS, STAND EASY!!!!!!!!!