I was overtaken by a car the other day on a NSL "A" road. A few hundred yards further on the nobber slowed down and then had to stop because he/she wanted to turn right but couldn't because of oncoming traffic. Why didn't I just pass up the nearside of the car? Because I was driving a dirty big articulated lorry!
Years ago I witnessed a lorry driver administering his own form of justice to a car driver who had cut him up on the motorway ..... bang - bang - bang; 3 shunts up the back end of the car. I wasn't too upset about this until the third or fourth shunt put the car into the back of mine

, as we were in a slow moving traffic jam. We stopped and did the usual exchange of names/addresses, then a few months later I got a citation to go to court as a witness. HGV driver's defence was that he hadn't seen the car in front of him because of the height of his cab.... Utter bollox as I know from driving the things. Mr HGV driver was all smiles when I entered the witness box. The smiles soon disappeared when I was introduced to the court as an HGV driver - and retired Police Officer

. Ooops; hefty fine and a disqualification for you Sir!