Is it legal?

[Sandra6]

I think if the judge was a cyclist you'd be ok with the defence line of
"but they took my bike"
Case closed.

 

[PaulB]

Am I allowed to murder people who borrow my bikes without asking? even if they are family members? I don't want to get into trouble...

It's quite daft to have to ask the question in this day and age. I thought everyone knew that not only are you ALLOWED to murder people who borrow your bikes without asking, you are actually ENCOURAGED to do so. You won't get in to trouble, you'll get some kind of reward.

 

[Archie_tect]

We need to either stop the population growing, or just start getting rid of the same amount of people who are born.

Any volunteers or do we have to start choosing?

 

[Matthew_T]

Any volunteers or do we have to start choosing?

Well we could start with all the people who are going to be in jail for the rest of their lives (with no chance of getting out) and then move onto hobo's.

 

[Saluki]

Am I allowed to murder people who borrow my bikes without asking? even if they are family members? I don't want to get into trouble...

I think that it comes under pesticide.

 

[Archie_tect]

Well we could start with all the people who are going to be in jail for the rest of their lives (with no chance of getting out) and then move onto hobo's.

Ah, thought you meant on here.... ooops/

 

[Nihal]

Any volunteers or do we have to start choosing?

Lest start with the...........De Skieven Architect

 

[Archie_tect]

They seek him here... they seek him there...

 

[classic33]

Well we could start with all the people who are going to be in jail for the rest of their lives (with no chance of getting out) and then move onto hobo's.

Do we remove the shovel from him now, or wait a bit longer?

 

[Nihal]

Do we remove the shovel from him now, or wait a bit longer?

Stick it

 

[steve52]

A good lock or two and hiding the keys will be an easier solution.

but make sure its the thives you lock up and not your poor inocent bikes

 

[byegad]

but make sure its the thives you lock up and not your poor inocent bikes

I don't know any thives, but I'd lock up the thieves.

 

[byegad]

Do we remove the shovel from him now, or wait a bit longer?

Nah! Give him a larger shovel. Australia, look out.

 

[Archie_tect]

Needs the courage of his convictions...

 

[classic33]

Stick it

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