Is it legal?

[Nihal]

???

I mean stick the shovel into him

 

[classic33]

I mean stick the shovel into him

Wouldn't that come close to what the opening poster asked about. Or do you mean elsewhere about his person?

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"jis" now correctly reads "his".
Thanks Nihal

 

[Nihal]

Wouldn't that come close to what the opening poster asked about. Or do you mean elsewhere about jis person?

Er...........far from teaming up wit MDB a few months ago to destroy the thread topics.......now i'm on a move to bring back the thread to the topic

 

[marinyork]

Am I allowed to murder people who borrow my bikes without asking? even if they are family members? I don't want to get into trouble...

My sister borrowed my bike as a teenager and jumped up and down kerbs aggressively on her paper round. It resulted in a flat tyre and slightly bent wheels at the time. Being very poor at the time and having the difficulty of travelling to a bike shop and the sort of mentality you get into, it put and end to my cycling for a few years . Unnecessarily too.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bonus! the patio needs relaying anyway...

Move to Cromwell Road in Gloucester, the Police will never think of looking there twice...

I think murdering people just one at a time is just inconvenient. If it was legal to kill people, I would just gather a collection of people who dont matter/arent wanted and then just kill them when they are not expecting it. I think that would be a bit more humane.
(I am seriously damaged)

The problem is, how do you define someone who doesn't matter? Also, with all due respect, I'd let a non autist decide.... I.e. I'm scared as you posted once that you thought you were better than I was when clearly we are just different.

No, it's not legal. However, under such circumstances the dibble will usually turn a blind eye to a few blows to the kidneys or a rubber hose across the soles of the feet.

A good whacks on the head with a hairbrush..... made of metal

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well we could start with all the people who are going to be in jail for the rest of their lives (with no chance of getting out)

Ah yes, but what about the wrongly convicted? If you have too, bump off the ones who have actually admitted to what they did or where there is indisputable proof.

and then move onto hobo's.

Most homeless people just need a chance. People generally don't get like that through choice.

No, rather, I'd start off with the interminably irritating, people who are cruel to animals, people who try to run you over with their car, etc etc.

 

[tyred]

Now, a death sentence is a tad brutal. Lifetime in prison maybe.

Lock him up and throw away the door. Or should that be throw away the key, hmmm

 

[Arch]

The problem is, how do you define someone who doesn't matter?

There was a party of a dozen or so men got on my train home today at Huddersfield, all drinking, and dressed in fluorescent outfits and comedy wigs. They proceeded to drink, swear, sing and shout raucously, all the way to Leeds, where they got off, leaving empty bottles and tins rattling around the doorway.

Start with them....

Still, they didn't seem to be soldiers, the normal source of groups of arrogant drunken yobs on trains....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There was a party of a dozen or so men got on my train home today at Huddersfield, all drinking, and dressed in fluorescent outfits and comedy wigs. They proceeded to drink, swear, sing and shout raucously, all the way to Leeds, where they got off, leaving empty bottles and tins rattling around the doorway.

Start with them....

Still, they didn't seem to be soldiers, the normal source of groups of arrogant drunken yobs on trains....

Although outwith that situation, how do you know what they do? You might find that they actually were pretty useful, but you have just killed them. Well done.

 

[Matthew_T]

Most homeless people just need a chance. People generally don't get like that through choice.

Well I have already jumped the gun and topped that guy who was on X-factor.

 

[penguinking9]

Very well then.

We need a holding camp, where a series of tests are given.

I'm thinking of an assault course shooting range combo (with IR firearms & tagets, we don't want any "accidents") followed by a Ray Mears style survival/bush craft test, a Mastermind type quiz, a test of plant knowledge (Just giving myself a chance here, just in case), and a Scrapheap Challenge sort of thing just to finish off.

What have I missed?

 

[classic33]

Although outwith that situation, how do you know what they do? You might find that they actually were pretty useful, but you have just killed them. Well done.

If the same ones they wear a uniform on the street, whilst at work.

 

[Matthew_T]

Very well then.

We need a holding camp, where a series of tests are given.

I'm thinking of an assault course shooting range combo (with IR firearms & tagets, we don't want any "accidents") followed by a Ray Mears style survival/bush craft test, a Mastermind type quiz, a test of plant knowledge (Just giving myself a chance here, just in case), and a Scrapheap Challenge sort of thing just to finish off.

What have I missed?

You've given it more thought than me.

I think that it would be humane to start off with something like the house out of one of the SAW movies. We select a group for testing to see if the process would work and choose people who are definately not wanted in the world. We then put them inside a house with a series of challenges and give them hope that they will get out alive. We then set up cameras and keep an eye on it and publish it on the internet and TV to get money from it.
A bit like a sinister version of BB.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Very well then.

We need a holding camp, where a series of tests are given.

I'm thinking of an assault course shooting range combo (with IR firearms & tagets, we don't want any "accidents") followed by a Ray Mears style survival/bush craft test, a Mastermind type quiz, a test of plant knowledge (Just giving myself a chance here, just in case), and a Scrapheap Challenge sort of thing just to finish off.

What have I missed?

EVERYONE would have to do that then, otherwise you would create a whole group of resentful people who passed the test, and the 'elite' who didn't even have to sit the it in the first place.

Incidentally, I don't appreciate being treated like some sort of Criminal, so get EVERYONE to do it! (those over a certain age I mean).

 

[penguinking9]

You've given it more thought than me.

I think that it would be humane to start off with something like the house out of one of the SAW movies. We select a group for testing to see if the process would work and choose people who are definately not wanted in the world. We then put them inside a house with a series of challenges and give them hope that they will get out alive. We then set up cameras and keep an eye on it and publish it on the internet and TV to get money from it.
A bit like a sinister version of BB.

Eeek!

<realizes it's time to step away from keyboard>