Driving has become a secondary concern these days. Saw a white van being driven by wrist contact last night. Even the one fist at 12 o'clock is becoming too much.
Wrist contact is near full contact - The "steer with your knees whilst rolling a fag" is an ancient artform
Did I mention I dislike much that parades itself as art?
I guess stationary is one thing but you have to know the reason. I'll happily sit and do an entire crossword on my mobile at Hawthorne Ave level crossing in Hull post-match as I know it can be 7-10 minutes if I have approached whilst the barriers are lowering (though the engine will also be off usually - the only exception is if it's mid-winter and cold, so the engine will be providing heat)
Technically the second is illegal but I am a great believer in the importance of context - the engine off is a clear legal definition that removes unprovable arguments about if the handbrake was on, if the vehicle was in gear with clutch depressed etc.