Is John Hurt

[Greedo]

in pain??

Does Billy Bragg have a big head?

 

[661-Pete]

Is John Hurt ... in pain??

I heard he got a bad tummy-ache once...

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I heard he got a bad tummy-ache once...

Along the same lines as the OP, is Claire Balding?

 

[Vidor06]

Is Gary Lineker a nob?

Oh... I think I have missed the point here. But just felt I needed to ask the question.

 

[Greedo]

Along the same lines as the OP, is Claire Balding?

Is Tony Mowbray a pie?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Does Jockey Wilson ride a horse? (I pity the horse if he does!!)

 

[doodles]

Ted Rogers.... apparently!

 

[thelurker]

The Alien script:

Sigourney: "Weaver a problem. John's been Hurt"
Harry: "Someone Stanton it!"
Tom: "Somebody Skerrit!
Ian: "Let's go Holm"
Yaphet: "We Kotto go now!
Bolaji: "This is turning into a Badejo"

 

[Norm]

Joke to be told in fake Scottish accent

Q. What's the difference between Vanessa Mae and Walt Disney
A. Vanessa Mae but Walt Disney

My coat? It's the red one with the blue collar, thanks.

 

[Greedo]

Is Neena Nana in the police?

 

[swee'pea99]

James May - but does he?

 

[Crankarm]

It really is friday afternoon. You surpass yourself Greedo.

Alistair Darling, is he really?

 

[Ivan Ardon]

Is Ian Wright?

 

[slowmotion]

Does Cardinal Sin?

 

[siadwell]

Lynn Foulds-Wood

Would she?

Or does she?