Is oral sex safe?

[dellzeqq]

I've no idea. But I've received a dozen e-mails today asking me this very question. And half of them were from my very favouritest FNRttCer. It's all a bit disconcerting, opening an e-mail entitled 'what's for tea' and being confronted by this..

So, CCpeeps - what's your view on this? And guess what I'm up to on Monday evening? And does your other half have a disconcerting e-mail sig thingy?

 

[TheDoctor]

Depends. At work it's probably not.
Frowned upon in most supermarkets too!!!

 

[Moodyman]

It's perfectly safe to talk about it.

 

[TVC]

Depends if her husband finds out.


Ba-dum Tsch!!!

 

[Aperitif]

My doctor told me to give up half my sex life when I went to him with a problem recently.

So I asked him; 'Should I give up thinking about it doc, or talking about it?'

Aural sex? Ears lookin' at you kid!

 

[accountantpete]

Yes it's perfectly safe


or not as the case may be

 

[surfdude]

depends if she has epilepsy . heard of of bloke from someome down the pub who knew someone who worked in a&e who had a couple come in ,she with head injury and him with the other head injury . she had a fit during said topic and bit down very hard . to get her off he hit her on the head with a bottle . so i think sometimes it can be very unsafe .

 

[GrumpyGregry]

what's oral sex?

 

[Hover Fly]

Sin Chew Daily

 

[slowmotion]

Yes it's perfectly safe


or not as the case may be

I was rather tickled by this sentence in that article....


The Singaporean stewardess, identified as Chew, 35, published The Mile Hi! Club: Memoirs of a Stewardess last Wednesday.

 

[theclaud]

I'm sure I've heard Unkers argue that it's dangerous - I think he said it was causing the decline of civilization.

 

[User482]

depends if she has epilepsy . heard of of bloke from someome down the pub who knew someone who worked in a&e who had a couple come in ,she with head injury and him with the other head injury . she had a fit during said topic and bit down very hard . to get her off he hit her on the head with a bottle . so i think sometimes it can be very unsafe .

Isn't that one of those stories that everyone's friend of a friend knew someone it happened to? A bit like the one about the teenager in his bedroom, masturbating, who emerges from under the duvet to find a steaming cup of tea left there by his mum.

 

[theclaud]

Isn't that one of those stories that everyone's friend of a friend knew someone it happened to? A bit like the one about the teenager in his bedroom, masturbating, who emerges from under the duvet to find a steaming cup of tea left there by his mum.

That was the same mum that found a tarantula in her yucca plant, wasn't it?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Not if you have a bad back and you're practising on your own.

 

[theclaud]

I reckon it's pretty dangerous if you're driving. Another good reason to give up driving.