Is Tanya two timing me?

[ASC1951]

Only slightly off-topic, is anyone reminded of Birthday Girl, with Nicole Kidman? IIRC a lot better than the dismal 6.0 that IMDb now gives it.

 

[Chromatic]

Another talent ... She belongs to a famous writing dynasty!

Possibly, but judging by her letter her editor has their work cut out.

 

[ColinJ]

I think Tanya also wrote to me yesterday! I can't be sure because I routinely delete all messages from foreign women desperate to marry me as soon as I realise what they are up to. And there are lots of them. Get back, Olga!

If any UK women wrote saying that they were desperate to marry me, then I'd send their messages to the trash can too. Unless of course they happened to be athletic, good-natured, have a VGSOH, be financially solvent, willing to support a poor, unhealthy, ageing man in his quest for early retirement, and were certified to be 100% sane. Form an orderly queue, girls!

 

[postman]

My spam box has been getting mail from ladies wishing to get to know me.Do you think they know i am reaching my pension book age soon.

 

[Shortmember]

Просто сделай это. Вы знаете, вы хотите. Тогда расскажите, как вы получили. Нам понадобится фотографии. Нет ее, конечно, а не вам.

Which literally translated by the Tesco Value Russian English Dictionary(£1.99) reads: 'Simply make it. You know, you want. Then tell, how you have received. It is required to us to a photo. There is no it, certainly, instead of to you'.

 

[Fnaar]

I read that book recently. I'm afraid the humour was a bit lost on me.

I didn't read it...but I know the one you mean

 

[Fnaar]

My spam box

Ooh la la!!

 

[ufkacbln]

 

[Sittingduck]

Do girls with large tractors have more pulling power?

No. They're all torque

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I'd love to but you know when you get that uneasy feeling that there might be someone else in her life.....

There is: the horse!

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

She's married according to twitter and has a daughter

https://twitter.com/taraschernov

 

[oldfatfool]

If any UK women wrote saying that they were desperate to marry me, then I'd send their messages to the trash can too. Unless of course they happened to be athletic, good-natured, have a VGSOH, be financially solvent, willing to support a poor, unhealthy, ageing man in his quest for early retirement, and were certified to be 100% sane. Form an orderly queue, girls!

Next you'll expect her to be a blinkin virgin as well

 

[Brandane]

She's probably a bloke from Nigeria.

Definitely not! I've seen her photo and she looks very much like a young Julia Roberts. This is her photo,taken just a few days ago, which she sent me:

I'll be able to let you know soon for definite; coincidentally I have just transferred £800 to her bank account to pay for her flight over here in a couple of weeks time. Only problem now is that she seems to have a sick old Aunt who needs to come with her to have an operation over here, and the Aunts fare is going to be another £800. Never mind, I am sure she is going to be worth it .

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I think she has a jealous ex. He's been trying to hack my work's server for months!

 

[ufkacbln]

I'vee been sent pictures of her elder sister..