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Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
Stood at the lights in the ASL waiting for them to change.
See a kid on a BMX.... says to his mate......."I'm going to race him"........
So off he pootles, passes me on the pavement, then spins round and pulls up right next to me.
Oh here we go I think.
Look over to him and say "Fancy a Race ?"
Him "Oh no you'll beat me"
Me "I've only got one gear"
Him "No you haven't"
Me "I have"
Him "Why"
Me "Good For Training.... anyway you've got a smaller gear than me"
Him "Yeh"
Lights then change, he 'tries' to leg it, but get's one wheel in front as I clip in and put the power down. Should have heard him scream in defeat as I took off. "See ya" I said.............
Put a smile on my and his face............
Does that count as a scalp then ?
See a kid on a BMX.... says to his mate......."I'm going to race him"........

So off he pootles, passes me on the pavement, then spins round and pulls up right next to me.
Oh here we go I think.
Look over to him and say "Fancy a Race ?"
Him "Oh no you'll beat me"
Me "I've only got one gear"
Him "No you haven't"
Me "I have"
Him "Why"
Me "Good For Training.... anyway you've got a smaller gear than me"
Him "Yeh"
Lights then change, he 'tries' to leg it, but get's one wheel in front as I clip in and put the power down. Should have heard him scream in defeat as I took off. "See ya" I said.............

Put a smile on my and his face............

Does that count as a scalp then ?
