Is this familiar to you?

[XmisterIS]

Oh yeah, these are the bad boys ...

Guuuurk .... oof!

Gffffaaaaark!!! .... *

Heeeave ... oooohmeknackers!

Ye, ye, ye, getinthereyeshitye!

GWARK!!! (pant, pant, pant) ... I done it! I'm wearing a pair of jeans that I bought when I was 18!

*POP* (oh crap, there goes the gusset ...)

 

[NormanD]

You really need to get them Hemroids sorted mate

 

[TVC]

An image of Jeremy Clarkson just came in to my head. Please God no.

 

[XmisterIS]

An image of Jeremy Clarkson just came in to my head. Please God no.

Mincing around in a pair of drainpipes with a busted crotch and everything squeezed out like from an over-full tube of toothpaste?

 

[TVC]

Mincing around in a pair of drainpipes with a busted crotch and everything squeezed out like from an over-full tube of toothpaste?

Yep, that's the one.