Is this swearing?

[Poacher]

How queynte....

Wash your keyboard, you brazen hussy!

 

[Arch]

Wash your keyboard, you brazen hussy!

 

[Noodley]

And verily doth the nawberrs go forth...

 

[Little yellow Brompton]

How queynte....

Did you think I meant country matters?

 

[slowmotion]

It seems that John Wilkes really was a very, very, naughty boy. Top man!
http://suite101.com/article/john-wilkes-an-essay-on-woman-a162905

 

[Biker Joe]

I lived in Germany for a number of years and a particularly bad swear word was " Himmel, Arsche und Zwirn"
Directly translated to English it's "Heaven, Arse and Thread"
To this day I can't fathom out what the 'thread' bit is about.

 

[theclaud]

I lived in Germany for a number of years and a particularly bad swear word was " Himmel, Arsche und Zwirn"
Directly translated to English it's "Heaven, Arse and Thread"
To this day I can't fathom out what the 'thread' bit is about.

Good, but not as good as "Affentittengeil", which means something like "really cool", but translates as "monkey tits horny". Germans are brilliant.

 

[dellzeqq]

I like the really rude words that aren't swear words. Like quim or felch.

Which brings me to the funniest thing I ever said. We're in the a taxi and my friend Springer is talking about another friend, Kevin

Springer 'Kevin would felch his dog for fifty quid'
Me 'don't be silly, where would the dog get fifty quid from?'