Is this the most comprehensive advert ever written?

[buzzy-beans]

Not my kind of bike and not where I normally put up posts or comments, but as this isn't a vintage bike I felt like I had to put this up.

Possibly the best written and most comprehensive advert I have seen.


View: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/467792283817217/

 

[Spiderweb]

He didn’t say what lube has been applied to the low friction DLC coated chain, very vague!

 

[tom73]

If it don't sell he's keeping it shame it would look great in the charity shop window.

 

[Globalti]

Shouldn't he be advertising that in the British Dental Journal to reach the right market?

 

[DCLane]

I'm not surprised as it's a £2000 bike. Where I've had an expensive bike to sell (rarely) it gets a very detailed advert.

This was mine for a £100 bike: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950-Ral...with-spare-dynamo-wheel-21-frame/163841662713

 

[Sharky]

didn't check for grammar
"and I an CX & mtb racing more."

 

[Drago]

"If it doesn't sell,I will keep the bike..."

If it doesn't sell you'll have no choice but to keep it, you daft plank.