Is your 'biscuit profile' accurate?

[vernon]

McVities commissioned a survey to celebrate National Biscuit week and came up with these profiles.

Digestive lovers are most like to…

• Describe themselves as ‘fun-loving’
• Watch Hollyoaks
• Wish they were a little bit wiser
• Cite Frozen’s Elsa as their favourite Disney Character
• Invite Cara Delevingne out for a drink

Milk Chocolate Digestive lovers are most likely to…

• Go on beach holidays to Spain
• Watch Coronation Street
• Class themselves as a ‘kind’ person
• Live in London
• Want to take David Beckham out for a drink

Rich Tea lovers are most likely to…

• Head to Paris for culture and romance for their holidays
• Describe themselves as shy
• Enjoy watching The Only Way Is Essex
• Wish they were funnier
• Live in East Anglia

Jaffa Cake lovers are most likely to…

• Want to go for a drink with Joey Essex
• Describe themselves as ‘cheeky’
• Watch Geordie Shore
• Wish they were more responsible
• Claim their favourite dessert is banoffee pie

Hobnob lovers are most likely to…

• Be 36 years old
• Choose to holiday amongst the bright lights of Las Vegas
• Describe themselves as ‘funny’
• Invite James Corden for a drink
• Watch EastEnders

Ginger Nut lovers are most likely to…

• Be female
• Wish they were more sophisticated
• Most want to hang out with Russell Brand and Adele
• Describe themselves as ‘feisty’
• Take a trip to Tokyo for their holiday

Fruit Shortcake lovers are most likely to…

• Describe themselves as ‘charming’
• Choose a ‘staycation’ in the UK over holidays abroad
• Watch Neighbours
• Wish they were more patient
• Live in the north-west of England

My Jaffa Cake profile was 100% wrong.

 

[Brandane]

Jaffa cake AND Ginger nuts for me!

WTF is Joey Essex?
Never heard of Geordie Shore, never mind watched it.
Do like banoffee pie though.

Digestives are just . I don't think one has passed my lips since we were force-fed them at school, which might have a bearing on that.
Rich Tea, boring; as are Hob Nobs. Fruit shortcake just about edible. Come to think about it, McVities, your biscuits are in general bland and a bit crap TBH..

 

[Ganymede]

Well my mum loves Ginger Nuts, she is female and I think she and Russell would get on like a house on fire. She's 85 next month.

 

[DCLane]

What about Bourbon Creams?

Otherwise I'm a Fruit Shortcake.

 

[Drago]

I'd sooner set fire to James Cordon than have him over for a bevvie.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Otherwise I'm a Fruit Shortcake.

Similar to @User14044 except he's a short fruitcake.

 

[I like Skol]

And where are the custard creams?

 

[Tin Pot]

Live In London is the only attribute I have of any of them.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 3719373, member: 259"]He is a national biscuit though.[/QUOTE]

As in rocky 'more yum per crumb' biscuits.

 

[vernon]

I'm posh and I love:

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Fenton couldn't open that biscuit tin with his one arm....

Mmmm....

Now I know how to make my cocaine biscuits butler proof.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ginger Nuts? Where's @Fnaar ?

 

[vernon]

[QUOTE 3719384, member: 259"]Jaffa cakes aren't biscuits. But they are revolting.[/QUOTE]

I'm campaigning to have them adopted as a unit of currency.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I'm campaigning to have them adopted as a unit of currency.

Blimey @potsy will be a billionare

 

[vernon]

And where are the custard creams?

McVities don't make them so they don't feature.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

My ginger nut profile is out by many magnitudes of inaccuracy.