It does you no good

[tdr1nka]

Don't break the speed limit! It's not so difficult.

Damn near impossible when you don't drive at all.

 

[dudi]

cock

 

[alecstilleyedye]

if he'd had half a brain, he'd have made sure that he bought the things in advance, just in case a future motoring offence would make them useful. receipt could be shown to plod and that would have been that, probably. he shouldn't have messed with the typeface on his plates either, that always annoys plod and is technically illegal.

silly bugger

 

[Arch]

Never ceased to be amazed by the crazy things people will do to try and dodge 3 points and a £60 fine. Have they never heard of perverting the cause of justice and that you normally go to prison for it.

Watching Traffic Cops on BBC1 the other night, there was an Italian chap who'd parked right on a corner, on the zigzags of a zebra crossing. When the cops had a word and went to summons him, he gave a false name, and that lead to them having him recorded as not insured for the vehicle. Long and convoluted questioning later, it turned out he had an Italian licence, and a British driver number purely to record the points he already had for speeding. If he'd just taken it on the chin in the first place, he'd have been on his way with a summons - whereas once they knew about additional points etc taking him over limit, they seized his van on the spot... But he just had to try and deceive them...