It gives me the pip...

[rich p]

I've just had a satsuma with them in it.
Who knew that fruit had pips?

I accidentally bought some non-seedless grapes once - what a pita that was.

 

[Crackle]

Reminds me of that joke about the bloke who gave all the nuts he got for Xmas to his carers to eat as he didn't like them. Well, he'd sucked all the chocolate off already.

 

[Tim Hall]

I see your satsuma and raise you a pomegranate.

 

[MacB]

It's true a picture does paint a thousand words, just a shame they can be such boring ones.

 

[Dayvo]

I see your satsuma and raise you a pomegranate.

And I'll raise you a kiwi fruit.

 

[MossCommuter]

Why can't they genetically modify the seeds out of tomatoes

and cucumbers?

 

[rich p]

It's true a picture does paint a thousand words, just a shame they can be such boring ones.

I think you'll find that my threads are as admired as those of @Crackle and @threebikesmcginty ...

 

[Markymark]

I think you'll find that my threads are as admired as those of @Crackle and @threebikesmcginty ...

Nobody is disputing that.

 

[Crackle]

I think you'll find that my threads are as admired as those of @Crackle and @threebikesmcginty ...

You can aspire to those standards.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Great thread rich, best one of yours today.

 

[accountantpete]

My mum told me that pips would take root in my stomach and grow into trees - which ensured that I steered clear of costly fresh fruit

 

[Mrs M]

Just buy a baby watermelon

 

[postman]

;Pineapples are my fave,but many many many years ago i ate a whole one in one sitting.Only for my face to swell up like a hamster.Only do small portions now,i love it.

 

[Fnaar]

Miss Goodbody has a novel way of gobbling plums.

 

[gbb]

pedant mode ...that's probably a clementine not a satsuma. Where did you buy them Postman ? Spanish clementine for instance are far superior to say Moroccan ones...it's all about selective breeding and supermarket demands.